Did you hear of the apocalypse?
The rapture has begun!
Why, soon enough the moon herself
Will black out our great Sun!

Did you feel that crazy earthquake?
It rattled several states!
Knocking over lamps and pots,
and several dinner plates!

It’s terror on the streets out there!
Just chaos all around!
Serial killers running wild!
No good guys to be found!

My folks, it is the end times now!
Prepare for fiery hell!
And if we find that isn’t true,
well, you know what? Oh well!